Humane way to get meat

A few days back I had to tell H1 that indeed to get meat we have to kill animals. She wasn’t at all happy about it. But when I asked her if she was ready to be a vegetarian like her Indian friend Smitha, she wasn't too pleased either when she realised that she'll have to give up sausages!

Then yesterday, out of the blue she says “ Ammi, you don’t have to kill animals to get meat. You can ask the pig to lie down. Then you can cut the tummy and take the meat out like you take a baby out. Then you can paste the tummy together and ask the pig to get up!”

If only life was that simple ha?