There was a programme on TV about breastfeeding. Hooty who is a huge fan of the whole thing (she still talks about it, even after two years of stopping) got highly exited and started talking about it in a such an animated manner.
H: “Ammi, you used to feed me when I was a little baby!”
Me: “Yes, yes…I did.” (Groaning inwardly and thinking here we go again.)
H: “Ammi, I drank it from those black coloured straws. What are they called?”
Me: (trying to stifle my laughter) “Oh! They are called nipples darling”
H: (Happily with a dreamy look on her face) “Yeah! I used to drink from those!