While waiting at the doctors office, much to my embarrassment and the delight of the rest of the room, H1 said the following to my protruding stomach...
"Come out, come out where ever you are..."
Bringing water from the water dispenser for the umpteenth time, "You need to drink this. The baby is thirsty. No! she neeeeds water. You HAVE to drink it!"
"Is the doctor going to cut you up and take the baby out now? now? now? why not?"
and at home while looking through my belly button..."How come I can't see anything? It's too dark in there!"