New Year Resolutions

New Year Resolutions I wish my two year old would make:

1. I will not cry for every single thing.
2. I will not have tantrums.
3. I will not say "NO!" when asked to brush my teeth, get dressed, eat, clean up my toys, etc.
4. I will not fuzz every single day about going to school.
5. I will fall asleep in fifteen minutes instead of the one hour I take.
6. I will learn to fall asleep alone.
7. I will stop being a fuzzy eater and eat up everything that's put before me.
8. I will sit still in one place when asked to do so.
9. I will not scream.
10 I will behave my self in public places.

In short I wish baby would stop being a toddler going through the terrible twos!!!!