My poor hubby has the unenviable task of taking H1 to school in public transport where she usually utters the most embarrassing things for all to hear.
She's quite a chatterbox and you can imagine how after a while most people around her would be secretly listening to her banter with much amusement.
She's been known to say things like, "Thaathi when I was in Ammi's tummy I used to kick her hard," or "Do you want to smell my buttocks? tee hee hee"
Once she announced to the whole bus that, "I first want a gold fish, then a cat, then a dog and theeeeeeen a baby cause babies take such a long time to come!"
Just last week Hubby came home and said, "She was chatting away as usual in the loudest possible voice making sure everyone was listening and said, 'Thaathi, Smitha passed a motion in school today!"
On a different note, she told me last week that, "You eat too much! you tummy is getting way too fat!" ;o) Kids do say the darndest things don't they?